| Rolle | Person |
|---|---|
| Larry Laffer | Berth Wesselmann |
| Rolle | Person |
|---|---|
| Annette Boning | Cornelia Bitsch |
| Captain Thygh | Petra Schwab |
| Dewmi Moore | Petra Schwab |
| Dick | Peter Claudius Engel |
| Drew Baringmore | Sabine Niethammer |
| Erzähler | Jürgen Andreas |
| Jacques | Christoph Lüdke |
| Jamie Lee Coitus | Sabine Niethammer |
| Johnson | Jochen Bartels |
| Männliche Schiffdurchsage | Matthias Brüggemann |
| Mr. Ammbumsen | Peter Claudius Engel |
| Nailmi Möpse | Manuela Romberg |
| Peggy | Manuela Romberg |
| Peter | Peter Claudius Engel |
| Richter Graham | Jochen Bartels |
| Richter Paul | Jochen Bartels |
| Richterin Julia | Petra Schwab |
| Rod | Peter Claudius Engel |
| Shamara | Cornelia Bitsch |
| Victorian Principles | Manuela Romberg |
| Wang | Peter Claudius Engel |
| Weibliche Schiffdurchsage | Cornelia Bitsch |
| Willy | Christoph Lüdke |
| Wydoncha Möpse | Sabine Niethammer |
| Xqwzts | Christoph Lüdke |
